Sometime in China when you’re traveling or away from your home and you really need to take a shit what can you do?

There are a couple methods most people use.

First is to just hold it in until you can get back home. Which can result in severe pain and possible explosive shit. And it sucks walking along having to clench your ass cheeks closed so nothing slips out.

Second is to chance a Chinese public squatting toilet, although this has many serious drawbacks. Such as cleanliness there is oft naught more shit on the ground than there is in the trough because some people hate waiting. If is a squatting toilet without doors you will probably attract quite a crowd. And there is nothing worse than trying to aim your shit into that tiny slot while some countryside fuckwad is yelling “Harrrooooo Harroooo laowai,” at you. But by far the worst circumstance you could find yourself in is your in a squatting toilet where there is no doors or even partitions, everyone is just squatting and shitting in a line. You will probably encounter the English leach that wants to practice English with you while you’re shitting. So just see yourself squatting there facing another guy shitting while he asks you retarded questions: Where are your from? How old are you? Do you like China? Are you used to Chinese food? Do you want to make friends with me? Did you know China has 5000 year of wonderful culture?

Do you want to have to deal with all this shit ( pun intended) while your shitting? I figure its already hard enough to balance yourself while your squatting you don’t need any of those distractions.

So I came up with the “Another Laowai Shitting Technique” Which I have been using myself for over 4 years. This special technique is free for all of you to use until I can get it copyrighted, then you gotta pay for the privilege.

When your out and about and you really need to shit just pop into the nearest 5 star hotel. 4 star hotels can be used if the 5 star hotel is too far away and you really need to shit. Next go up to the front desk and ask directions to some location you know of which is pretty far away. When they offer to call you a taxi say “No thank you I enjoy walking” be sure to ask how far away it is walking. Once they tell you the time you must respond with shock and go ” Wow thats quite a walk, Excuse me where’s your toilet it’s probably a good idea if I went before I start walking” They will then direct you to the hotel’s bathroom which is always superbly clean and well stocked with toilet paper rolls so you don’t need to do the patented Sinocidal technique. Once your in the room just drop your pants and let it drop into the nice clean western toilet. Be sure to enjoy the soft music playing to make your shitting experience more comfortable. I have found one hotel in Shanghai that actually has a small TV in the toilet stall tuned to the sports network so you don’t miss the game, while you’re giving your offering to the toilet gods.

Sometime there just isn’t a nice hotel in the neighborhood so I have a backup plan in that case. You go into any hotel and ask for their best room or something near the top. Make sure it has a bathroom in the room beforehand. Don’t pay the deposit right away. First ask to see the room, they will take you upstairs and show you the room. Tell them you will take the room and you’ll be downstairs in a min to pay the deposit you just want to drop your bags off first and get the money from your bag. The woman will leave the room. Immediately you must go into the bathroom, carefully lift the piece of paper that says “sanitized” from the toilet seat, quickly shit, flush the evidence away, and then carefully place the piece of paper back again. Next you go downstairs and tell the people behind the desk that you decided the room wasn’t satisfactory and won’t be staying. You must leave quickly before they ask too many questions.

And there you have it, the Another Laowai Shitting Technique for your use and pleasure.

All methods have been officially tested by me and are guaranteed to work.

You can offer your thanks in Cash or Comments.

Cash preferred!

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Today I was very embarrassed much to the amusement of Sammi and my sister. We were having dinner at a very classy restaurant when moments after I sat down the restaurant staff came over with a large chair because they thought the chair I was sitting in was squishing my ass to much. Which was very kind of them. But they could have been more discreet about it, instead of carrying the larger chair above their head through the whole restaurant. So as Sammi, my sister, and a bunch of her friends all laughed their asses off at my expense I got 丢死人了diū sǐ rén le (embarrassed to death).

But I’m hoping with a bit of luck I won’t be given the large chair next time because I have as of this morning obtained a membership at Powerhouse Gym

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Sloppy seconds that is.

A few days ago I arrived at my private class early so I decided to go buy a drink in case I get thirsty while I’m teaching so I walk into the shopping area near the apartment. And I see this reasonably nice car pull up. The door opened and out stepped this girl who looked like she just stepped out of the pages of Penthouse Asia.

This girl was stunning she was tall and slim wearing a short skirt and a super tight top which showed off her more than ample chest. I stopped and stared for a moment then she took out her phone and made a call. So I wiped the drool off my mouth and went to the shop because I couldn’t allow myself to get distracted for any longer.

I went into the shop and bought myself a drink. On the way out I ran into on of my students mothers so we chatted for a moment. But then I had to hurry off to my class. I had lucky timing because the girl was still there just standing around so I had another chance to stare. When suddenly a black Audi with government tags pulled up and the girl climbed in. I almost burst out laughing when I realized the government official was gonna receive sloppy seconds.

As they drove away, I wondered how many of the exclusive mistresses the government keeps are actually truly exclusive.

I know some Chinese men especially the older and richer hate to use condoms so I guess the guys are gonna have to stop being fools and start wrapping their tools. Because that sweet piece of meat, is no longer a yours only treat

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I just read this article on Associated Press its about a Chinese couple trying to name their child “@” yes “@” because when you mispronounce @ it sounds similar to “ai ta” (love him) I think its a interesting concept but the kid is screwed when he goes to University and needs an e-mail address i don’t think @@somewhere.com will work.

Anyways, here’s the full article

BEIJING (AP) — A Chinese couple seeking a distinctive and modern name for their child chose the commonly used Internet ‘at’ symbol, much to the consternation of Chinese officials.

The unidentified couple and the attempted naming were cited Thursday by a Chinese government official as an example of bizarre names creeping into the Chinese language.

The father “said ‘the whole world uses it to write e-mails and translated into Chinese it means ‘love him,’”‘ Li Yuming, the vice director of the State Language Commission, said at a news conference.

The symbol pronounced in English as ‘at’ sounds like the Chinese phrase “love him.”

Written Chinese does not use an alphabet but is comprised of characters, sometimes making it difficult to develop new words for new or foreign things and ideas.

In their quest for a different name, Li said that the parents of baby ‘@’ were not alone. As of last year, only 129 surnames accounted for 87 percent of all surnames in China, Li said, suggesting that the uniformity drove people to find more individual given names.

“There was even a ‘Zhao-A,’ a ‘King Osrina’ and other extremely individualistic names,” Li said, according to a transcript of the news conference posted on the government’s main web site, http://www.gov.cn .

Li did not say whether police, who are the arbiters of names because they issue identity cards, rejected baby ‘@’ and the others. But nationwide last year there were 60 million people’s names that used “unfamiliar characters,” Li said.

Or click the link

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Today from 11pm until late there was a meteor shower over Suzhou since Sammi has never seen a falling star before we went off and joined the crowds at JinJiHu hoping to catch a view of some falling stars. We found a spot a bit away from the fucking lights pointed straight at the sky so we had a bit of a view of some ordinary stars but nothing compared to the nighttime views you would see in Canada especially in the mountains.

So there we are first sitting down with our heads craned up towards the sky trying to find one, once I informed Sammi that it wasn’t the most comfortable position and that in Canada we usually just lie on our back she put her head in my lap and within seconds saw the first shooting star of her life with the appropriate shrieks to accompany it. So I thought finally its starting so I lay on my back� and about 10 min later i saw my first falling star in China.

But then we didn’t see another meteor for about 30 min then we saw another one after about 40 min later, then again about 40 min later. We lay there for well over 2 hours seeing in total 6 meteors 2 of which were somewhat bright the rest were just mere flashes. Nothing streaking across the sky. Of course there was also a bunch of idiots there luckily not near us, trying to take photos of meteors using their camera phones and flash photography. Fucking retards

So in my opinion it was the worst fucking meteor shower of my life, but for Sammi it was special. I haev promised her that when she comes to Canada she can see a meteor shower thats actually visible without all the fucking lights at the sky and pollution in the air which inhibits our viewing.

For your information the meteor shower today is the Perseids

Info from wiki

The most visible meteor shower in most years are the Perseid’s which peak on August 12th -August 13th of each year at over 1 meteor a minute.

Doesn’t sound the the one I saw maybe for this meteor shower some of the meteors were not allowed in Chinese airspace due to government security concerns, “We must control the peoples access to the falling stars we don’t want to entitle them to too many wishes that aren’t state sanctioned”

Seeing a falling star in China is like finding a honest policeman, almost fucking impossible!

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After reading Ryans Post on Censortive, which is a great wordpress plugin he created. I decided it was high time I found some ways to avoid getting blocked even though I rarely write about stuff that could get me blocked. While I don’t have the programing skill Ryan does I’m smart enough to notice that Net Nanny affects mostly Chinese and English searches and posts leaving some other less known languages completely unblocked. Example Nik’s Page ( warning graphic bloody T-square images and content also lots of Asian boobies) if you wanna know what he’s talking about just babelfish it.

So I figured if the robots ignore his page because its in another less common language almost non existent in China I had a great idea I can write in Pig-Latin and the censors won’t do a damn thing to stop me. How many of the 30,000 Cyber Police in China can read Pig-Latin. Almost nobody in Canada can so that make it even less likely in China

Here’s my post in Pig-Latin traditional style.

Afterway eadingray Yansray Ostpay onway Ensortivecay, ichwhay
isway away eatgray ordpressway uginplay ehay eatedcray. Iway
ecidedday itway asway ighhay imetay Iway oundfay omesay aysway
otay avoidway ettinggay ockedblay evenway oughthay Iway arelyray
itewray aboutway uffstay atthay ouldcay etgay emay ockedblay.
Ilewhay Iway on’tday avehay ethay ogramingpray illskay Yanray
oesday I’mway artsmay enoughway otay oticenay atthay Etnay
Annynay affectsway ostlymay Inesechay andway Englishway
earchessay andway ostspay eavinglay omesay otherway esslay
ownknay anguageslay ompletelycay unblockedway. Exampleway
Ik’snay Agepay ( arningway aphicgray oodyblay TAY-aresquay
imagesway andway ontentcay alsoway otslay ofway Asianway
oobiesbay) ifway ouyay annaway owknay atwhay e’shay alkingtay
aboutway ustjay abelfishbay itway.

Osay Iway iguredfay ifway ethay obotsray ignoreway ishay agepay
ecausebay itsway inway anotherway esslay ommoncay anguagelay
almostway onnay existentway inway Inachay Iway adhay away
eatgray ideaway Iway ancay itewray inway Igpay-Atinlay andway
ethay ensorscay on’tway oday away amnday ingthay otay opstay
emay. Owhay anymay ofway ethay 30,000 Ybercay Olicepay inway
Inachay ancay eadray Igpay-Atinlay. Almostway obodynay inway
Anadacay ancay osay atthay akemay itway evenway esslay ikelylay
inway Inachay

And Pig-Latin Learning style

After-way eading-ray Yans-ray Ost-pay on-way Ensortive-cay,
ich-whay is-way a-way eat-gray ordpress-way ugin-play e-hay
eated-cray. I-way ecided-day it-way as-way igh-hay ime-tay I-way
ound-fay ome-say ays-way o-tay avoid-way etting-gay ocked-blay
even-way ough-thay I-way arely-ray ite-wray about-way uff-stay
at-thay ould-cay et-gay e-may ocked-blay. Ile-whay I-way
on’t-day ave-hay e-thay ograming-pray ill-skay Yan-ray oes-day
I’m-way art-smay enough-way o-tay otice-nay at-thay Et-nay
Anny-nay affects-way ostly-may Inese-chay and-way English-way
earches-say and-way osts-pay eaving-lay ome-say other-way
ess-lay own-knay anguages-lay ompletely-cay unblocked-way.
Example-way Ik’s-nay Age-pay ( arning-way aphic-gray oody-blay
-TAY-are-squay images-way and-way ontent-cay also-way ots-lay
of-way Asian-way oobies-bay) if-way ou-yay anna-way ow-knay
at-whay e’s-hay alking-tay about-way ust-jay abelfish-bay it-way.

O-say I-way igured-fay if-way e-thay obots-ray ignore-way is-hay
age-pay ecause-bay its-way in-way another-way ess-lay ommon-cay
anguage-lay almost-way on-nay existent-way in-way Ina-chay
I-way ad-hay a-way eat-gray idea-way I-way an-cay ite-wray
in-way Ig-pay-Atin-lay and-way e-thay ensors-cay on’t-way o-day
a-way amn-day ing-thay o-tay op-stay e-may. Ow-hay any-may
of-way e-thay 30,000 Yber-cay Olice-pay in-way Ina-chay an-cay
ead-ray Ig-pay-Atin-lay. Almost-way obody-nay in-way Anada-cay
an-cay o-say at-thay ake-may it-way even-way ess-lay ikely-lay
in-way Ina-chay

Do you think Net Nanny can read it, I sure don’t.

Quick note I used a converter to translate my text because I didn’t want to write everything 3 times. If your not fluent in Pig-Latin you can use this translator to change it back into English.

UCKFAY ETNAY ANNYNAY OURYAY AWAY ITCHBAY

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The “Murse” also known as a man purse, or man bag is very common among the young accidentally rich men of China though some older men are known to carry them. The murse was originated in Europe and has gained some popularity around the world particularity among men that carry a mobile phone, Blackberry, camera and other business essentials though they are mostly murses that have a longer strap so that they hang around your hips similar to a messengers bag.

In China the most common type of murse is more similar to a ladies evening bag than a normal purse and is tucked under the arm and touted around everywhere they go. The typical carrier wears a ugly ass shirt with a checkered or diamond pattern, black dress pants, black dress shoes, and white socks.

The Chinese men carrying murses are always ridiculed by foreigners on their blogs. I am also one of the men who usually ridicule them, but today I’ve decided to actually examine the murse in detail to see if there are any real advantages to carrying one. I will point out as many advantages and disadvantages as I can.

Below is a common murse you can find in China i found the image on the Louis Vuitton webpage. This particular modal looks better than 95% of the ones you will see in China. The most common LV murse you see in China I was unable to find on the internet so i don’t know where they are buying them from. The prick lawyer at my work paid 4000 for a murse by LV which doesn’t seem to exist online, looks like someone overpaid on a fake.

I will start by stating some advantages for men in China to carry a murse

1. It can hold multiple items such as your cellphone, cigarettes (for guanxi),money (for bribes), business cards, condoms (never gonna be used), fake Mont Blanc pen, wedding ring (keep it out of sight), keys, PDA, Chinese cologne (stinks like a motherfucker usually a similar scent to lysol).
2. Harder to misplace than a cellphone or wallet by itself.
3. Due to its high price it can give you higher status in your peers eyes especially if your murse is more expensive than their murse.
4. Keeps you organized in a disorganized country.
5. Could possibly be fashionable if you don’t wear white socks with black pants and black shoes and bought a new shirt.

Now some disadvantages.

1. YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT
2. Having something tucked under your arm with nothing securing it in place is very easy to steal someone will run by and grab it and there is nothing you could do to stop them especially if your smoking at the same time. Its a mugging target
3. If you lose it your fucked because everything important is lost
4. If its a hot day your sweat from your pits will damage the over priced leather or give it a nasty smell
5. 1000-30,000 RMB for a feminine looking bag to hold your stuff VS 2 RMB for a zip lock bag which has the same functions, you can’t beat the savings.
6. Can’t dance and hold a murse at the same time, well you could do the Chinese”I Have a Tail” of the “Look At My Tail” Dance more on that another time
7. Mosts murses in China are very feminine. They’re way passed the line for metrosexual fashion straight into homosexual fashion. If you going for the metrosexual look you need more than a murse, you need a complete wardrobe change including black socks, real cologne, changing your shirt at least once a week, and wash your hair sometime this year
8. If your walking with a masculine man and you are carrying a murse you look like his little bitch
9. If you and your friend both carry murse’s then all the foreigners that see you will wonder which of you is the “catcher“

That concludes my comparison if you have any other advantages or disadvantages you know of please feel free to add them to the comments.

And if anyone ever sees me walking around touting one of those fugly murses please beat some fucking sense into me. I have only seen one foreigner with a murse tucked under his arm in China and I hope never to see another. though I will admit the murses with a long strap similar to a messenger bag are not too bad and convenient but there is no reason to every have a little one tucked under your arm

A point of interest is I thought I was the first to use the term “murse” to describe the man purse but i found out someone at urban dictionary had coined it before me. That fucker!!!

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Somebody posted this as a comment on my old blog. I just had to share it since my old blog is now blocked and many of you missed a chance to see it.

This is one pissed off guy. I believe he has been spamming this around to all the blogs about China

Crazy Fuckers Quote

thesexualizationofchildrenPROVES@thegodsaerpreditoryonchildren.com
odd1906evil@even2006good.com

You white people capitalizing in China are fucking crazy. You fail to recognize the historical pattern and you will suffer for exploiting the Chinese:::
- Death Valley borax mines abused the Chinese and great misery befell them.
- The fisheries on Monterey’s Cannery Row exploited the Chinese badly. Cannery Row remains a rebar-studded, uncompleted eyesore for decades as a clue.
The gods are preying on you and using the evil company you work for to accomplish this. Everytime you exploit the Chinese you are losing time and priveledge on the other planets.

Asians are the gods most favored race. It is evident in their uniformity. It is evident in their cultures.
The gods place high barriers to entry for (some) Asians into the United States. This is yet another good example of reverse positioning, for the gods are really trying to protect those whom they grant favor upon.
There are no barriers to entry for Latinos.
When white people capitalize or exploit Asians they incurr and one day will be punished. This included Chinese buffet restaurants, so prevalient in disfavored cities and the Southern United States, for the gods hate these people and want them to incurr.

The gods are preditory on children:::Orphanages.
Orphanages would be very special places if they still existed:::Specialists for the state would have instituted concrete, positive standards for the healthy rearing of children. These institutions would have been role models for poor parents, and they gods didin’t want THE MOST healthy institutions in place for the most disfavored among us.
It would never have been tolerated.
So the gods instituted the foster care system, used these monsters they have on Earth, brain-less Clone host, to facilitate the switch/ridicule the old system. Now we have disfavored kids micromanaged as per each’s disfavor level instead of them all placed in an orphange where the gods would have been forced to apply healthy state standars.
They won’t tolerate reverse irony::::The most disfavored among us would be the ones with the best chance.
Of course most of the foster care kids (pc) were black.

This is an environment that minimzes the value of the role of women, excludes them and makes them feel as if they don’t belong.
This is an enviornment that forces women to accept this exclusionary enviornment. However there IS an alternative::::Assimilate through a process of masculinization.
The gods instruct AI to make the girls experience this in hope they feel uncomfortable and seek. Unfortunately the legacy of corruption is firmly in place and too many of those cast into damnation won’t be returning.

The optimal ascention senario is when parents depart Earth with their young children BEFORE their minds are posioned by this society. The next best-case senario is when an individual finds the path themself and makes their way out before puberty.
Children who go up before puberty are candidates to remain the most superior of all life forms::The asexual. Expect these people to experience subsequent temptations once they arrive to further shrink the pool of candidates. Another example males are inferior to females:::Expect circumcision to play a part in this elimination round.
I think these are the TRUE candidates for immortality. This is not to say there won’t be sexualized people who make it, but those who do likely practice minimally and monogamously in the context of marriage, and that would exclude most if not all from modern society.
The sexualization of children is yet another example proving the gods are preditory on children::::It eliminates these individuals from contention immediately.

Many monarchies of centuries ago ruled with an iron fist. People were afraid and hence thought appropriately. This fear was conducive to a good relationship with the gods because it helped people make good decisions.
Now in this era of “freedom” in the United States there is NO FEAR, proudly displayed on the back of people’s vehicles, and people fall prey to the numberous tactics employed to disceive and mislead them.
This “freedom” is the goal when the gods use this platform that is the United States to spread democracy around the globe, similar to how they use California as a platform to spread social and other poisons domestically.

Concert for Princess Diana in England.
Diana was preditory on women.
I ask about the princes, how many there have been THIS YEAR. “A couple.” And so three for the calendar year? “For one.” of them.
So whereas the BLCloneHosts normally take a schedule of every couple years, when they are “special” they are a couple every year?

The terorism attacks thwarted in England and the violence in Scotland over the weekend were because of that monster’s concert:::They are sending a clue to people that they shouldn’t be participating, for she’s evil and was used to hurt each and every person who participated in the explosion of the tabloid sensationalism which ocurred while she was on the clock.

Important people in my life were born on traditional American holidays intentionally as a clue that people should be celebrating something besides the holiday society recognizes:::
- 4th of July
- Halloween

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I would have gotten out by 1980 (at the expense of my family) if they didn’t slate me for this event and set up Damien Omen, Quasi-Holocaust to justify it and the “ugly fall”.
“You’re going to regret this.” If I didn’t have my mind this isn’t worth talking about, and I didn’t have my mind from the start.
Damien Omen proves that. But they shared Damien Omen was justified in legacy from one of the sabotagers who came before.
I’m not going to have anything to do with any of this. And all those involved INCLUDING my family can take a goddamn flying fuck. I hope they offer them free cocaine and they’re gone in a handful of decades.
The Situation was too fucking pitiful, and that hinged on their decision to repress my mind to ensure a poor event.
If I had my mind this thing would have been great. The gods are motherfucking control freaks, evident with the Italian boot.
More importantly they are CHEATERS, exhibit degenerate charecteristics and display no integrity.
Most importantly they positioned this so as few disfavored would be receptive as possible. The fact they set these “have-not” families up for their fall supports it.
Because of the weight, because of the height, because of Damien Omen, because of isolation, because of anal penetration, because of repression, because of exploitation, because of minimization I will NEVER EVER invest in this trillion-year-old filth that runs the show.
When you know you are going to lose you stay out of the fucking casinos.
I hope your worst nightmare befalls you. I only wish I could do it to you.

Quit affecting my mind you fuckng joke of a combatant.
And this is how history will judge you based on

Written by: Anonymous at 2007/07/06 - 10:51:44

�- China is a Nation filled with problems, and no solutions in the forseeable future. If you can’t tell all that from your time here, find your receipts because your time and money was wasted!

Written by: Anonymous at 2007/07/07 - 23:00:18

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Can Chinese men get it up?

That�s the question of the day. I came to wondering this by taking a walk along one the streets in Suzhou and as I passed a pharmacy I saw a massive advertisement for Viagra. Advertising for Viagra is extremely common at pharmacies in Suzhou however this one was a little different on a neon cardboard sign attached to the upper edge of the Viagra Advertisement was Bold letters that proclaimed �A Great Gift For Your Friends� I don�t know about in your home country but in Canada there is no way anyone would even tell their friends they needed Viagra. I can�t even imagine this conversation

Mike: Hey Dave your wife told me your having some issues with getting the little guy up

Dave: Yeah It doesn�t matter how much I turkey choke him he just won�t firm up he flops over in seconds

Mike: Really that�s awful

Dave: Tell me about it

Mike: By the way Happy Birthday here a little something for you

Dave: WOW! Thanks Mike this Viagra is just what I needed

Mike: No problem

Dave: I don�t know how I can repay you, you�ve saved my marriage

Mike: Don�t worry about it. My birthday is coming up next week just get me a case of those little blue magic pills also.

Does that conversation sound realistic? I should think not. I think if you question most foreign men about their impotence they would probably beat you half to death

However my curiosity was forcing me to investigate so I went inside the pharmacy and asked the 2 woman working there if the Viagra was a popular item to buy and they told me it was extremely popular I asked them if they got a lot of grandpa�s popping in to stock up on the stuff. When I said this they burst out laughing I was intrigued why this would make them laugh because back home Viagra was grandpa�s wish come true and grandma�s nightmares come to life

So I had to ask who was the main consumer which they quickly pointed out was men in their 20�s or 30�s which struck me as surprise because I figured men in their 20�s and 30�s would have the least trouble getting it up. They said that they rarely have old men come in and buy it however occasionally some woman who look �kept� come in and pick some up which they are presumably bringing home to their sugar daddy

It was these facts that brought me to the questions of �Can Chinese men get it up� which I hope any Chinese men reading this will be able to comment or any Chinese woman who might experienced this at the receiving end can add in their 2 cents

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In my time in China I have seen countless traffic accidents usually a couple everyday and after every accident i noticed something at least one of the cars has had its bumper�fall�off. it seems that every chinese car has a easily removed bumper.

the only�time i was in a traffic accident in Canada i slammed into the parked car and all that happened was my bumper has some displaced paint and a few minor cracks. however in China everytime a taxi hits something; another car, a bus, a railing or even an electric bike its bumper will fall off. so right now i’m trying to figure out how they attach the bumpers to make them fall off so easily. presently i’m leaning towards they attach the bumpers using double sided tape

next time you are walking down the street have a look at a taxi and see how its attached because i don’t think loose bumpers are very safe i even�remember one time when me and Hek were biking and a taxi cut us off we kicked it and�the bumper�fell off to our delight

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