i can even blame it on the time difference because i know the time difference between china and canada is 14 hours   but since i had missed my mothers birthday by 3days it doesn’t fit

i could always go to the hospital and ask if they have any herbal memory suppliments but i think most likely they will want to give me an IV for my memory. i seems everything that is wrong with your body the chinese doctor thinks an IV can cure.

Patient: i have a sore stomach

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: i have a case of the Gout

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: my hearing is failing

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: my clothes are dirty

Doctor: you need an IV, it will get those stains right out

Patient: i want a sex change operation

Doctor: an IV will take care of that

Patient: i have an exam tomorrow

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: i’m cheating on my wife

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: with your wife

Doctor: NO IV for you, I go give my wife IV make her stop cheating

so it looks like i’m stuck with my bad memory

p.s. my bad memory is also the reason i don’t update my blog enough