The “Murse” also known as a man purse, or man bag is very common among the young accidentally rich men of China though some older men are known to carry them. The murse was originated in Europe and has gained some popularity around the world particularity among men that carry a mobile phone, Blackberry, camera and other business essentials though they are mostly murses that have a longer strap so that they hang around your hips similar to a messengers bag.

In China the most common type of murse is more similar to a ladies evening bag than a normal purse and is tucked under the arm and touted around everywhere they go. The typical carrier wears a ugly ass shirt with a checkered or diamond pattern, black dress pants, black dress shoes, and white socks.

The Chinese men carrying murses are always ridiculed by foreigners on their blogs. I am also one of the men who usually ridicule them, but today I’ve decided to actually examine the murse in detail to see if there are any real advantages to carrying one. I will point out as many advantages and disadvantages as I can.

Below is a common murse you can find in China i found the image on the Louis Vuitton webpage. This particular modal looks better than 95% of the ones you will see in China. The most common LV murse you see in China I was unable to find on the internet so i don’t know where they are buying them from. The prick lawyer at my work paid 4000 for a murse by LV which doesn’t seem to exist online, looks like someone overpaid on a fake.

I will start by stating some advantages for men in China to carry a murse

1. It can hold multiple items such as your cellphone, cigarettes (for guanxi),money (for bribes), business cards, condoms (never gonna be used), fake Mont Blanc pen, wedding ring (keep it out of sight), keys, PDA, Chinese cologne (stinks like a motherfucker usually a similar scent to lysol).
2. Harder to misplace than a cellphone or wallet by itself.
3. Due to its high price it can give you higher status in your peers eyes especially if your murse is more expensive than their murse.
4. Keeps you organized in a disorganized country.
5. Could possibly be fashionable if you don’t wear white socks with black pants and black shoes and bought a new shirt.

Now some disadvantages.

1. YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT
2. Having something tucked under your arm with nothing securing it in place is very easy to steal someone will run by and grab it and there is nothing you could do to stop them especially if your smoking at the same time. Its a mugging target
3. If you lose it your fucked because everything important is lost
4. If its a hot day your sweat from your pits will damage the over priced leather or give it a nasty smell
5. 1000-30,000 RMB for a feminine looking bag to hold your stuff VS 2 RMB for a zip lock bag which has the same functions, you can’t beat the savings.
6. Can’t dance and hold a murse at the same time, well you could do the Chinese”I Have a Tail” of the “Look At My Tail” Dance more on that another time
7. Mosts murses in China are very feminine. They’re way passed the line for metrosexual fashion straight into homosexual fashion. If you going for the metrosexual look you need more than a murse, you need a complete wardrobe change including black socks, real cologne, changing your shirt at least once a week, and wash your hair sometime this year
8. If your walking with a masculine man and you are carrying a murse you look like his little bitch
9. If you and your friend both carry murse’s then all the foreigners that see you will wonder which of you is the “catcher“

That concludes my comparison if you have any other advantages or disadvantages you know of please feel free to add them to the comments.

And if anyone ever sees me walking around touting one of those fugly murses please beat some fucking sense into me. I have only seen one foreigner with a murse tucked under his arm in China and I hope never to see another. though I will admit the murses with a long strap similar to a messenger bag are not too bad and convenient but there is no reason to every have a little one tucked under your arm

A point of interest is I thought I was the first to use the term “murse” to describe the man purse but i found out someone at urban dictionary had coined it before me. That fucker!!!

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Somebody posted this as a comment on my old blog. I just had to share it since my old blog is now blocked and many of you missed a chance to see it.

This is one pissed off guy. I believe he has been spamming this around to all the blogs about China

Crazy Fuckers Quote

thesexualizationofchildrenPROVES@thegodsaerpreditoryonchildren.com
odd1906evil@even2006good.com

You white people capitalizing in China are fucking crazy. You fail to recognize the historical pattern and you will suffer for exploiting the Chinese:::
- Death Valley borax mines abused the Chinese and great misery befell them.
- The fisheries on Monterey’s Cannery Row exploited the Chinese badly. Cannery Row remains a rebar-studded, uncompleted eyesore for decades as a clue.
The gods are preying on you and using the evil company you work for to accomplish this. Everytime you exploit the Chinese you are losing time and priveledge on the other planets.

Asians are the gods most favored race. It is evident in their uniformity. It is evident in their cultures.
The gods place high barriers to entry for (some) Asians into the United States. This is yet another good example of reverse positioning, for the gods are really trying to protect those whom they grant favor upon.
There are no barriers to entry for Latinos.
When white people capitalize or exploit Asians they incurr and one day will be punished. This included Chinese buffet restaurants, so prevalient in disfavored cities and the Southern United States, for the gods hate these people and want them to incurr.

The gods are preditory on children:::Orphanages.
Orphanages would be very special places if they still existed:::Specialists for the state would have instituted concrete, positive standards for the healthy rearing of children. These institutions would have been role models for poor parents, and they gods didin’t want THE MOST healthy institutions in place for the most disfavored among us.
It would never have been tolerated.
So the gods instituted the foster care system, used these monsters they have on Earth, brain-less Clone host, to facilitate the switch/ridicule the old system. Now we have disfavored kids micromanaged as per each’s disfavor level instead of them all placed in an orphange where the gods would have been forced to apply healthy state standars.
They won’t tolerate reverse irony::::The most disfavored among us would be the ones with the best chance.
Of course most of the foster care kids (pc) were black.

This is an environment that minimzes the value of the role of women, excludes them and makes them feel as if they don’t belong.
This is an enviornment that forces women to accept this exclusionary enviornment. However there IS an alternative::::Assimilate through a process of masculinization.
The gods instruct AI to make the girls experience this in hope they feel uncomfortable and seek. Unfortunately the legacy of corruption is firmly in place and too many of those cast into damnation won’t be returning.

The optimal ascention senario is when parents depart Earth with their young children BEFORE their minds are posioned by this society. The next best-case senario is when an individual finds the path themself and makes their way out before puberty.
Children who go up before puberty are candidates to remain the most superior of all life forms::The asexual. Expect these people to experience subsequent temptations once they arrive to further shrink the pool of candidates. Another example males are inferior to females:::Expect circumcision to play a part in this elimination round.
I think these are the TRUE candidates for immortality. This is not to say there won’t be sexualized people who make it, but those who do likely practice minimally and monogamously in the context of marriage, and that would exclude most if not all from modern society.
The sexualization of children is yet another example proving the gods are preditory on children::::It eliminates these individuals from contention immediately.

Many monarchies of centuries ago ruled with an iron fist. People were afraid and hence thought appropriately. This fear was conducive to a good relationship with the gods because it helped people make good decisions.
Now in this era of “freedom” in the United States there is NO FEAR, proudly displayed on the back of people’s vehicles, and people fall prey to the numberous tactics employed to disceive and mislead them.
This “freedom” is the goal when the gods use this platform that is the United States to spread democracy around the globe, similar to how they use California as a platform to spread social and other poisons domestically.

Concert for Princess Diana in England.
Diana was preditory on women.
I ask about the princes, how many there have been THIS YEAR. “A couple.” And so three for the calendar year? “For one.” of them.
So whereas the BLCloneHosts normally take a schedule of every couple years, when they are “special” they are a couple every year?

The terorism attacks thwarted in England and the violence in Scotland over the weekend were because of that monster’s concert:::They are sending a clue to people that they shouldn’t be participating, for she’s evil and was used to hurt each and every person who participated in the explosion of the tabloid sensationalism which ocurred while she was on the clock.

Important people in my life were born on traditional American holidays intentionally as a clue that people should be celebrating something besides the holiday society recognizes:::
- 4th of July
- Halloween

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I would have gotten out by 1980 (at the expense of my family) if they didn’t slate me for this event and set up Damien Omen, Quasi-Holocaust to justify it and the “ugly fall”.
“You’re going to regret this.” If I didn’t have my mind this isn’t worth talking about, and I didn’t have my mind from the start.
Damien Omen proves that. But they shared Damien Omen was justified in legacy from one of the sabotagers who came before.
I’m not going to have anything to do with any of this. And all those involved INCLUDING my family can take a goddamn flying fuck. I hope they offer them free cocaine and they’re gone in a handful of decades.
The Situation was too fucking pitiful, and that hinged on their decision to repress my mind to ensure a poor event.
If I had my mind this thing would have been great. The gods are motherfucking control freaks, evident with the Italian boot.
More importantly they are CHEATERS, exhibit degenerate charecteristics and display no integrity.
Most importantly they positioned this so as few disfavored would be receptive as possible. The fact they set these “have-not” families up for their fall supports it.
Because of the weight, because of the height, because of Damien Omen, because of isolation, because of anal penetration, because of repression, because of exploitation, because of minimization I will NEVER EVER invest in this trillion-year-old filth that runs the show.
When you know you are going to lose you stay out of the fucking casinos.
I hope your worst nightmare befalls you. I only wish I could do it to you.

Quit affecting my mind you fuckng joke of a combatant.
And this is how history will judge you based on

Written by: Anonymous at 2007/07/06 - 10:51:44

 - China is a Nation filled with problems, and no solutions in the forseeable future. If you can’t tell all that from your time here, find your receipts because your time and money was wasted!

Written by: Anonymous at 2007/07/07 - 23:00:18

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This evening when i got back from work I took my battery out of my new electric bike and plugged it in to be charged as I normally do inside the bottom of my apartment which you need a Magnetic Pass to enter. I went upstairs and had dinner, this was pretty late maybe around 9:30 or so.

After an hour or so my Sammi’s cousin went downstairs to plug in her battery also. She came back upstairs and said that someone had put my battery back into my bike and that two weird looking peasant fucks were staring through the door window, who quickly left when they were spotted.

Sammi went downstairs to check because I was busy working then she phoned me and said that someone had opened my bike lock so I went downstairs to check it out.

I told her to phone security which came after a minute or two. We then proceeded to explain what had happened and my Sammi’s cousin described the two men as being young and from the countryside and one wearing a black sports jumpsuit and the other wearing a white sports jumpsuit typical Chinese wanna be thugshit clothing. About 30 seconds later who should walk through the central area just in front of our apartment but two men from the countryside one wearing a white jumpsuit and the other a black looking toward our door then quickly shuffling away. Sammi’s cousin immediately pointed them out to the security guard as the one she saw at the window. Who after some delay radioed some other guards and told them to look for a man in white and one in black.

We told the security guard why not go detain them yourself now, you are closest to them so off he went after them leisurely not in any real hurry. We then phoned the Police which was pointless because they told us they wouldn’t come because it was late and that the security guards should deal with it, further solidifying my opinion of the uselessness of Police in China

After a while we phoned security again to see what was happening, eventually the guards came back to the bottom entrance of our apartment building they told us they were unable to find the two men. I don’t know how the guard was unable to catch up with the two men who were just 20m in front of him when he left to go catch them. I could understand if finding the guy wearing black was difficult to find at nighttime but not the guy wearing white he stuck out way too much.

Sammi’s belief is that the security guard was afraid of catching the men and having trouble. You think they would have received some training before being allowed to be a security guard at a complex geared towards Expats.

So now my bike is broken, my lock is broken, the ignition on my bike has been wrenched open to allow them to drive it without a key which means i can’t even use it to go somewhere to fix my bike. So now my bike is completely immobile and i need it for work tomorrow.

I hold the guards to blame for this because i believe most of them are incompetent and don’t watch carefully enough and don’t patrol enough. I moved into this complex from a cheaper apartment complex in SIP. Since i am paying more money I would have expected better quality service from the guards. The last place i lived at the guards were very attentive and checked almost everyone going in and out and we never had any issues.

I’m trying to find out the correct channel to make a proper complaint and I plan to hold this complex financially responsible for all damages. Tomorrow I plan to have someone come fix my bike and buy a new lock I will give the bill for all this to the people in charge of the management.

I don’t know why we are paying a fee to the guards every month is they are not doing anything to deserve it. we need more than just someone to open the gate at night we need some guards that can make us feel safe here. Today it’s bike thieves maybe later it will be break-in’s and assault.

If i ever catch anyone trying to steal my electric bike again i will kick the fucking shit out of them. Then once I’m finished that I will attempt to shove my electric bike completely up their ass. I’m pretty sure my bike won’t fit up there and i’m positive the effort would rip their body apart but that wouldn’t matter because after that I will sell their torn flesh to the Yangrouchuan guys to use instead of cat on the barbeque . Then the money I get for their fucking meat I will use to fix my bike again

Fuckers I’m coming for you

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