On’tday etgay ockedblay (Don’t get blocked)

After reading Ryans Post on Censortive, which is a great wordpress plugin he created. I decided it was high time I found some ways to avoid getting blocked even though I rarely write about stuff that could get me blocked. While I don’t have the programing skill Ryan does I’m smart enough to notice that Net Nanny affects mostly Chinese and English searches and posts leaving some other less known languages completely unblocked. Example Nik’s Page ( warning graphic bloody T-square images and content also lots of Asian boobies) if you wanna know what he’s talking about just babelfish it.

So I figured if the robots ignore his page because its in another less common language almost non existent in China I had a great idea I can write in Pig-Latin and the censors won’t do a damn thing to stop me. How many of the 30,000 Cyber Police in China can read Pig-Latin. Almost nobody in Canada can so that make it even less likely in China

Here’s my post in Pig-Latin traditional style.

Afterway eadingray Yansray Ostpay onway Ensortivecay, ichwhay
isway away eatgray ordpressway uginplay ehay eatedcray. Iway
ecidedday itway asway ighhay imetay Iway oundfay omesay aysway
otay avoidway ettinggay ockedblay evenway oughthay Iway arelyray
itewray aboutway uffstay atthay ouldcay etgay emay ockedblay.
Ilewhay Iway on’tday avehay ethay ogramingpray illskay Yanray
oesday I’mway artsmay enoughway otay oticenay atthay Etnay
Annynay affectsway ostlymay Inesechay andway Englishway
earchessay andway ostspay eavinglay omesay otherway esslay
ownknay anguageslay ompletelycay unblockedway. Exampleway
Ik’snay Agepay ( arningway aphicgray oodyblay TAY-aresquay
imagesway andway ontentcay alsoway otslay ofway Asianway
oobiesbay) ifway ouyay annaway owknay atwhay e’shay alkingtay
aboutway ustjay abelfishbay itway.

Osay Iway iguredfay ifway ethay obotsray ignoreway ishay agepay
ecausebay itsway inway anotherway esslay ommoncay anguagelay
almostway onnay existentway inway Inachay Iway adhay away
eatgray ideaway Iway ancay itewray inway Igpay-Atinlay andway
ethay ensorscay on’tway oday away amnday ingthay otay opstay
emay. Owhay anymay ofway ethay 30,000 Ybercay Olicepay inway
Inachay ancay eadray Igpay-Atinlay. Almostway obodynay inway
Anadacay ancay osay atthay akemay itway evenway esslay ikelylay
inway Inachay

And Pig-Latin Learning style

After-way eading-ray Yans-ray Ost-pay on-way Ensortive-cay,
ich-whay is-way a-way eat-gray ordpress-way ugin-play e-hay
eated-cray. I-way ecided-day it-way as-way igh-hay ime-tay I-way
ound-fay ome-say ays-way o-tay avoid-way etting-gay ocked-blay
even-way ough-thay I-way arely-ray ite-wray about-way uff-stay
at-thay ould-cay et-gay e-may ocked-blay. Ile-whay I-way
on’t-day ave-hay e-thay ograming-pray ill-skay Yan-ray oes-day
I’m-way art-smay enough-way o-tay otice-nay at-thay Et-nay
Anny-nay affects-way ostly-may Inese-chay and-way English-way
earches-say and-way osts-pay eaving-lay ome-say other-way
ess-lay own-knay anguages-lay ompletely-cay unblocked-way.
Example-way Ik’s-nay Age-pay ( arning-way aphic-gray oody-blay
-TAY-are-squay images-way and-way ontent-cay also-way ots-lay
of-way Asian-way oobies-bay) if-way ou-yay anna-way ow-knay
at-whay e’s-hay alking-tay about-way ust-jay abelfish-bay it-way.

O-say I-way igured-fay if-way e-thay obots-ray ignore-way is-hay
age-pay ecause-bay its-way in-way another-way ess-lay ommon-cay
anguage-lay almost-way on-nay existent-way in-way Ina-chay
I-way ad-hay a-way eat-gray idea-way I-way an-cay ite-wray
in-way Ig-pay-Atin-lay and-way e-thay ensors-cay on’t-way o-day
a-way amn-day ing-thay o-tay op-stay e-may. Ow-hay any-may
of-way e-thay 30,000 Yber-cay Olice-pay in-way Ina-chay an-cay
ead-ray Ig-pay-Atin-lay. Almost-way obody-nay in-way Anada-cay
an-cay o-say at-thay ake-may it-way even-way ess-lay ikely-lay
in-way Ina-chay

Do you think Net Nanny can read it, I sure don’t.

Quick note I used a converter to translate my text because I didn’t want to write everything 3 times. If your not fluent in Pig-Latin you can use this translator to change it back into English.

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