Government’s got sloppy

Sloppy seconds that is.

A few days ago I arrived at my private class early so I decided to go buy a drink in case I get thirsty while I’m teaching so I walk into the shopping area near the apartment. And I see this reasonably nice car pull up. The door opened and out stepped this girl who looked like she just stepped out of the pages of Penthouse Asia.

This girl was stunning she was tall and slim wearing a short skirt and a super tight top which showed off her more than ample chest. I stopped and stared for a moment then she took out her phone and made a call. So I wiped the drool off my mouth and went to the shop because I couldn’t allow myself to get distracted for any longer.

I went into the shop and bought myself a drink. On the way out I ran into on of my students mothers so we chatted for a moment. But then I had to hurry off to my class. I had lucky timing because the girl was still there just standing around so I had another chance to stare. When suddenly a black Audi with government tags pulled up and the girl climbed in. I almost burst out laughing when I realized the government official was gonna receive sloppy seconds.

As they drove away, I wondered how many of the exclusive mistresses the government keeps are actually truly exclusive.

I know some Chinese men especially the older and richer hate to use condoms so I guess the guys are gonna have to stop being fools and start wrapping their tools. Because that sweet piece of meat, is no longer a yours only treat

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