Bad Memory

Well it appears my memory has put me in deep shit, i have somehow managed to forget my mothers birthday. which should have been impossible because me and Sammi were talking about it last week. but it appears my memory has let me down again

i can even blame it on the time difference because i know the time difference between china and canada is 14 hours   but since i had missed my mothers birthday by 3days it doesn’t fit

i could always go to the hospital and ask if they have any herbal memory suppliments but i think most likely they will want to give me an IV for my memory. i seems everything that is wrong with your body the chinese doctor thinks an IV can cure.

Patient: i have a sore stomach

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: i have a case of the Gout

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: my hearing is failing

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: my clothes are dirty

Doctor: you need an IV, it will get those stains right out

Patient: i want a sex change operation

Doctor: an IV will take care of that

Patient: i have an exam tomorrow

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: i’m cheating on my wife

Doctor: you need an IV

Patient: with your wife

Doctor: NO IV for you, I go give my wife IV make her stop cheating

so it looks like i’m stuck with my bad memory

p.s. my bad memory is also the reason i don’t update my blog enough

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