Fashionable thieves

the other day i was walking along gan jiang lu going over the bridge near the university when i saw them, The thieves all of them of course from the Xin Jiang province they are the muslim minority in china and according to the local suzhou people they are responsible for all the crime in china, or Hector calls them ” the mexicans of china”. normally i don’t pay them too much attention mostly i make sure they are not following me. but today for some unknown reason i wanted to take a little closer look at them. 3 boys probably around the age of 15 or 16 they looked friendly enough but i knew the truth. i have seen before the people from the Xin jiang minority look more handsome than the average chinese person, in truth many xin jiang people could probably be chinese models if the photographer wasn’t so scared they would steal his camera when he wasn’t looking. but never before have a seen that they dress better also. as i walked by i took a look at their clothes, their clothes were italian style, well pressed, clean, and well fit. also they weren’t wearing white socks with black pants and shoes. once i walked by i came up with a great idea seeing as how the average chinese boy dresses like shit and his clothes look like they were picked out by stevie wonder with an abstract painter tripping on acid helping him. i know a few years ago everyone in america was watching “queer eye for a straight guy” how about we come up with a TV show called “XinJiang eye for the Suzhou guy” i think that would be a great idea as long as they don’t steal the script or the camera

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