Fashion 101

sorry for not posting in so long life has been too busy the last little while. but during this post i feel like ranting so thats what i’m gonna do

ok Girls i know Hello Kitty, Mickey Mouse and all those other cartoons are very cute and they make you feel happy and young. and thats great i don’t mind that at all, your more than welcome to have some dolls or even a t’shirt or hat with one of those characters on it. but where they don’t belong is on your ass, your not 3 fucking years old. everyday when i’m walking i see someone who has a hello kitty or mickey mouse patch covering most of their ass on their jeans. do you wake up in the morning and say “i wonder what would make my figure look the best?”" should i wear my jeans with a nice fit and nicely cut pockets at the back, or should i wear my jeans that have a nice fit with a big picture of Goofy’s face on my ass?” “hmmm tough choice

here are some simple reasons

1) you look stupid

2) its not flattering

3) nicely shaped jeans and pockets can improve your figure, mickey mouse can not

4) your not a child

5) you will probably not get hired for a real job if you wear those to the interview

6) you will never attract a man with an IQ of more than 50

7) everybody is laughing at your behind your back

makes your ass look flat and lumpy

9) i want to kick the picture, that means i will probably kick your ass

Posted in Bitching, Humor, Suzhou