I don’t often write reviews, as a matter of fact this is the first time I have ever done so. However, as they asked me so nicely, here is a review of a new China job Web site.
NewChinaCareer.com is a recently established Web site dedicated to the English-language job market in China, Hong-Kong and the Asia Pacific region. The Internet is already pretty saturated with Web pages that focus on jobs in Asia. Long-time online job boards like www.Monster.com have Asia-specific pages and newer China-specific job boards such as www.ChinaSplash.com all make competition pretty fierce for a new site to emerge and succeed, but let’s see how they add up.
Visual Appearance:
My first visual impression of NewChinaCareer.com was that their homepage was well designed with a nice color scheme, well laid out with information easy to find and navigate. So in my opinion it’s aesthetically pleasing which helps it stand out. That’s the main issue I have with ChinaSplash’s homepage. I find the white background and cramped faint text distracting. So this is a good start for NewChinaCareer.com – it’s kind to my eyes.
Ease of use:
The best feature I found was that it’s free to post your CV and it’s also free to post a job.
Creating an account, editing my search profile, and posting my CV on NewChinaCareer.com is very simple (took me under 10 min.) and it’s pretty through and detailed.
I think they should add more languages to the list that people can speak. One language on the list I didn’t know, and I couldn’t find it in the dictionary, is “Hongarian”. Assuming it’s a spelling mistake of “Hungarian”, they might want to fix that ASAP.
They have two sections for languages
1: Languages that you speak fluently.
2: Languages in which you have adequate proficiency.
I think they should expand this to where you can rate your proficiency from “advanced” to “simple conversational”. Because what is adequate? To some people adequate means nearing fluency and to others it means enough to survive with.
Navigating around the Web page was easy. Because most commonly selected items are on the main page, you don’t have to waste time search around for them. I think the two tables on the homepage which show the number of vacancies in each Industry / Position type and by Region very useful. But when you click on a region such as Shanghai with 2,371 job postings the next page shows the job postings listed chronologically. This is fine except that there is no way to further narrow it down into Industries or Position types from within the region to help in your job search. So you encounter 196 pages worth of jobs for Shanghai which is time consuming if you’re searching for a certain job in specific job in the region. And it’s the same when browsing through the industry listings. If they could add a function which allows you to narrow down your browsing results it would be great.
Using the search jobs function was very simple and useful because you’re able to search by occupation and location and a number of other choices at the same time; producing results specifically for your criteria.
NewChinaCareer.com also offers e-mail notifications of new jobs matching your search profile criteria, which will undoubtedly help save time searching for a new job by removing the need to check the page everyday for new listings.
Overall opinion:
My overall opinion of NewChinaCareer.com is positive. I like the way it is laid out and its ease of use. There are only a couple of minor issues, such as the browsing though region, which wouldn’t affect most users, as they are more likely to use the search function or the search profiles sent to their e-mail. I will come back to NewChinaCareer.com occasionally to search for new job opportunities in China unless they happen to offer me a job at NewChinaCareer.com *hint hint*
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After reading Ryans Post on Censortive, which is a great wordpress plugin he created. I decided it was high time I found some ways to avoid getting blocked even though I rarely write about stuff that could get me blocked. While I don’t have the programing skill Ryan does I’m smart enough to notice that Net Nanny affects mostly Chinese and English searches and posts leaving some other less known languages completely unblocked. Example Nik’s Page ( warning graphic bloody T-square images and content also lots of Asian boobies) if you wanna know what he’s talking about just babelfish it.
So I figured if the robots ignore his page because its in another less common language almost non existent in China I had a great idea I can write in Pig-Latin and the censors won’t do a damn thing to stop me. How many of the 30,000 Cyber Police in China can read Pig-Latin. Almost nobody in Canada can so that make it even less likely in China
Here’s my post in Pig-Latin traditional style.
Afterway eadingray Yansray Ostpay onway Ensortivecay, ichwhay
isway away eatgray ordpressway uginplay ehay eatedcray. Iway
ecidedday itway asway ighhay imetay Iway oundfay omesay aysway
otay avoidway ettinggay ockedblay evenway oughthay Iway arelyray
itewray aboutway uffstay atthay ouldcay etgay emay ockedblay.
Ilewhay Iway on’tday avehay ethay ogramingpray illskay Yanray
oesday I’mway artsmay enoughway otay oticenay atthay Etnay
Annynay affectsway ostlymay Inesechay andway Englishway
earchessay andway ostspay eavinglay omesay otherway esslay
ownknay anguageslay ompletelycay unblockedway. Exampleway
Ik’snay Agepay ( arningway aphicgray oodyblay TAY-aresquay
imagesway andway ontentcay alsoway otslay ofway Asianway
oobiesbay) ifway ouyay annaway owknay atwhay e’shay alkingtay
aboutway ustjay abelfishbay itway.
Osay Iway iguredfay ifway ethay obotsray ignoreway ishay agepay
ecausebay itsway inway anotherway esslay ommoncay anguagelay
almostway onnay existentway inway Inachay Iway adhay away
eatgray ideaway Iway ancay itewray inway Igpay-Atinlay andway
ethay ensorscay on’tway oday away amnday ingthay otay opstay
emay. Owhay anymay ofway ethay 30,000 Ybercay Olicepay inway
Inachay ancay eadray Igpay-Atinlay. Almostway obodynay inway
Anadacay ancay osay atthay akemay itway evenway esslay ikelylay
inway Inachay
And Pig-Latin Learning style
After-way eading-ray Yans-ray Ost-pay on-way Ensortive-cay,
ich-whay is-way a-way eat-gray ordpress-way ugin-play e-hay
eated-cray. I-way ecided-day it-way as-way igh-hay ime-tay I-way
ound-fay ome-say ays-way o-tay avoid-way etting-gay ocked-blay
even-way ough-thay I-way arely-ray ite-wray about-way uff-stay
at-thay ould-cay et-gay e-may ocked-blay. Ile-whay I-way
on’t-day ave-hay e-thay ograming-pray ill-skay Yan-ray oes-day
I’m-way art-smay enough-way o-tay otice-nay at-thay Et-nay
Anny-nay affects-way ostly-may Inese-chay and-way English-way
earches-say and-way osts-pay eaving-lay ome-say other-way
ess-lay own-knay anguages-lay ompletely-cay unblocked-way.
Example-way Ik’s-nay Age-pay ( arning-way aphic-gray oody-blay
-TAY-are-squay images-way and-way ontent-cay also-way ots-lay
of-way Asian-way oobies-bay) if-way ou-yay anna-way ow-knay
at-whay e’s-hay alking-tay about-way ust-jay abelfish-bay it-way.
O-say I-way igured-fay if-way e-thay obots-ray ignore-way is-hay
age-pay ecause-bay its-way in-way another-way ess-lay ommon-cay
anguage-lay almost-way on-nay existent-way in-way Ina-chay
I-way ad-hay a-way eat-gray idea-way I-way an-cay ite-wray
in-way Ig-pay-Atin-lay and-way e-thay ensors-cay on’t-way o-day
a-way amn-day ing-thay o-tay op-stay e-may. Ow-hay any-may
of-way e-thay 30,000 Yber-cay Olice-pay in-way Ina-chay an-cay
ead-ray Ig-pay-Atin-lay. Almost-way obody-nay in-way Anada-cay
an-cay o-say at-thay ake-may it-way even-way ess-lay ikely-lay
in-way Ina-chay
Do you think Net Nanny can read it, I sure don’t.
Quick note I used a converter to translate my text because I didn’t want to write everything 3 times. If your not fluent in Pig-Latin you can use this translator to change it back into English.
UCKFAY ETNAY ANNYNAY OURYAY AWAY ITCHBAY
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The “Murse” also known as a man purse, or man bag is very common among the young accidentally rich men of China though some older men are known to carry them. The murse was originated in Europe and has gained some popularity around the world particularity among men that carry a mobile phone, Blackberry, camera and other business essentials though they are mostly murses that have a longer strap so that they hang around your hips similar to a messengers bag.
In China the most common type of murse is more similar to a ladies evening bag than a normal purse and is tucked under the arm and touted around everywhere they go. The typical carrier wears a ugly ass shirt with a checkered or diamond pattern, black dress pants, black dress shoes, and white socks.
The Chinese men carrying murses are always ridiculed by foreigners on their blogs. I am also one of the men who usually ridicule them, but today I’ve decided to actually examine the murse in detail to see if there are any real advantages to carrying one. I will point out as many advantages and disadvantages as I can.
Below is a common murse you can find in China i found the image on the Louis Vuitton webpage. This particular modal looks better than 95% of the ones you will see in China. The most common LV murse you see in China I was unable to find on the internet so i don’t know where they are buying them from. The prick lawyer at my work paid 4000 for a murse by LV which doesn’t seem to exist online, looks like someone overpaid on a fake.
I will start by stating some advantages for men in China to carry a murse
- It can hold multiple items such as your cellphone, cigarettes (for guanxi),money (for bribes), business cards, condoms (never gonna be used), fake Mont Blanc pen, wedding ring (keep it out of sight), keys, PDA, Chinese cologne (stinks like a motherfucker usually a similar scent to lysol).
- Harder to misplace than a cellphone or wallet by itself.
- Due to its high price it can give you higher status in your peers eyes especially if your murse is more expensive than their murse.
- Keeps you organized in a disorganized country.
- Could possibly be fashionable if you don’t wear white socks with black pants and black shoes and bought a new shirt.
Now some disadvantages.
- YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT
- Having something tucked under your arm with nothing securing it in place is very easy to steal someone will run by and grab it and there is nothing you could do to stop them especially if your smoking at the same time. Its a mugging target
- If you lose it your fucked because everything important is lost
- If its a hot day your sweat from your pits will damage the over priced leather or give it a nasty smell
- 1000-30,000 RMB for a feminine looking bag to hold your stuff VS 2 RMB for a zip lock bag which has the same functions, you can’t beat the savings.
- Can’t dance and hold a murse at the same time, well you could do the Chinese”I Have a Tail” of the “Look At My Tail” Dance more on that another time
- Mosts murses in China are very feminine. They’re way passed the line for metrosexual fashion straight into homosexual fashion. If you going for the metrosexual look you need more than a murse, you need a complete wardrobe change including black socks, real cologne, changing your shirt at least once a week, and wash your hair sometime this year
- If your walking with a masculine man and you are carrying a murse you look like his little bitch
- If you and your friend both carry murse’s then all the foreigners that see you will wonder which of you is the “catcher“
That concludes my comparison if you have any other advantages or disadvantages you know of please feel free to add them to the comments.
And if anyone ever sees me walking around touting one of those fugly murses please beat some fucking sense into me. I have only seen one foreigner with a murse tucked under his arm in China and I hope never to see another. though I will admit the murses with a long strap similar to a messenger bag are not too bad and convenient but there is no reason to every have a little one tucked under your arm
A point of interest is I thought I was the first to use the term “murse” to describe the man purse but i found out someone at urban dictionary had coined it before me. That fucker!!!
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Those of you that have known me for many years know that i was an avid reader when I still lived in Canada, but since I moved to China I have been restricted in my reading. Due to the lack of proper english bookstores and extremely high Overseas shipping rates through Amazon. And I don’t know if the books would make it through customs without being confiscated. So on my rare trips back home I stocked up on books
But I have been in luck, last month when my mother came to visit she brought a suitcase full of books and other goodies for me. And next month my Sister is moving to Suzhou for 6 month and she will also bring me a shipment of book which should keep me busy for a few days. Sammi doesn’t know how I can read a 800 page book in one evening because that same book would take her the better part of a year or more to finish. When my books are all finished I’m forced online to get my book fix usually through Project Gutenberg (needs proxy) but nothing beats the feels of paper moving between your fingers as your eyes soak up every word.
While I knew it was easy to find older books online I didn’t know it was easy to find new book. Last Sunday I went onto Pirate Bay to get some new movies I’m too cheap to spend the 5RMB on a DVD now. And I found they had changed their logo into to Harry Potter image which clicking on allowed you to do a search for Book 7 which came out Saturday. Its amazing it only takes 24 hours to have a book bought then have the text ripped from it and plugged into a PDF. And since i’m completely without morals I downloaded the book and read it. It was actually pretty good except the last chapter which in my opinion was just put there to ensure no further sequels.
My next challange is to attempt a book my Mother also an avid reader couldn’t wade through
Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn’s: The Gulag Archipelago
wish me luck or donate some money so i can buy more interesting books though the import bookshop
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Since i have moved to this new domain and blog.com doesn’t support exporting posts and comments I’m currently moving over all the comments slowly but surely from my old host which sucks ass because i have to do it manually
So in the meantime if the recent comments in the sidebar looks odd thats the reason
Hope you all like the new blog
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Somebody posted this as a comment on my old blog. I just had to share it since my old blog is now blocked and many of you missed a chance to see it.
This is one pissed off guy. I believe he has been spamming this around to all the blogs about China
Crazy Fuckers Quote
thesexualizationofchildrenPROVES@thegodsaerpreditoryonchildren.com
odd1906evil@even2006good.com
You white people capitalizing in China are fucking crazy. You fail to recognize the historical pattern and you will suffer for exploiting the Chinese:::
- Death Valley borax mines abused the Chinese and great misery befell them.
- The fisheries on Monterey’s Cannery Row exploited the Chinese badly. Cannery Row remains a rebar-studded, uncompleted eyesore for decades as a clue.
The gods are preying on you and using the evil company you work for to accomplish this. Everytime you exploit the Chinese you are losing time and priveledge on the other planets.
Asians are the gods most favored race. It is evident in their uniformity. It is evident in their cultures.
The gods place high barriers to entry for (some) Asians into the United States. This is yet another good example of reverse positioning, for the gods are really trying to protect those whom they grant favor upon.
There are no barriers to entry for Latinos.
When white people capitalize or exploit Asians they incurr and one day will be punished. This included Chinese buffet restaurants, so prevalient in disfavored cities and the Southern United States, for the gods hate these people and want them to incurr.
The gods are preditory on children:::Orphanages.
Orphanages would be very special places if they still existed:::Specialists for the state would have instituted concrete, positive standards for the healthy rearing of children. These institutions would have been role models for poor parents, and they gods didin’t want THE MOST healthy institutions in place for the most disfavored among us.
It would never have been tolerated.
So the gods instituted the foster care system, used these monsters they have on Earth, brain-less Clone host, to facilitate the switch/ridicule the old system. Now we have disfavored kids micromanaged as per each’s disfavor level instead of them all placed in an orphange where the gods would have been forced to apply healthy state standars.
They won’t tolerate reverse irony::::The most disfavored among us would be the ones with the best chance.
Of course most of the foster care kids (pc) were black.
This is an environment that minimzes the value of the role of women, excludes them and makes them feel as if they don’t belong.
This is an enviornment that forces women to accept this exclusionary enviornment. However there IS an alternative::::Assimilate through a process of masculinization.
The gods instruct AI to make the girls experience this in hope they feel uncomfortable and seek. Unfortunately the legacy of corruption is firmly in place and too many of those cast into damnation won’t be returning.
The optimal ascention senario is when parents depart Earth with their young children BEFORE their minds are posioned by this society. The next best-case senario is when an individual finds the path themself and makes their way out before puberty.
Children who go up before puberty are candidates to remain the most superior of all life forms::The asexual. Expect these people to experience subsequent temptations once they arrive to further shrink the pool of candidates. Another example males are inferior to females:::Expect circumcision to play a part in this elimination round.
I think these are the TRUE candidates for immortality. This is not to say there won’t be sexualized people who make it, but those who do likely practice minimally and monogamously in the context of marriage, and that would exclude most if not all from modern society.
The sexualization of children is yet another example proving the gods are preditory on children::::It eliminates these individuals from contention immediately.
Many monarchies of centuries ago ruled with an iron fist. People were afraid and hence thought appropriately. This fear was conducive to a good relationship with the gods because it helped people make good decisions.
Now in this era of “freedom” in the United States there is NO FEAR, proudly displayed on the back of people’s vehicles, and people fall prey to the numberous tactics employed to disceive and mislead them.
This “freedom” is the goal when the gods use this platform that is the United States to spread democracy around the globe, similar to how they use California as a platform to spread social and other poisons domestically.
Concert for Princess Diana in England.
Diana was preditory on women.
I ask about the princes, how many there have been THIS YEAR. “A couple.” And so three for the calendar year? “For one.” of them.
So whereas the BLCloneHosts normally take a schedule of every couple years, when they are “special” they are a couple every year?
The terorism attacks thwarted in England and the violence in Scotland over the weekend were because of that monster’s concert:::They are sending a clue to people that they shouldn’t be participating, for she’s evil and was used to hurt each and every person who participated in the explosion of the tabloid sensationalism which ocurred while she was on the clock.
Important people in my life were born on traditional American holidays intentionally as a clue that people should be celebrating something besides the holiday society recognizes:::
- 4th of July
- Halloween
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I would have gotten out by 1980 (at the expense of my family) if they didn’t slate me for this event and set up Damien Omen, Quasi-Holocaust to justify it and the “ugly fall”.
“You’re going to regret this.” If I didn’t have my mind this isn’t worth talking about, and I didn’t have my mind from the start.
Damien Omen proves that. But they shared Damien Omen was justified in legacy from one of the sabotagers who came before.
I’m not going to have anything to do with any of this. And all those involved INCLUDING my family can take a goddamn flying fuck. I hope they offer them free cocaine and they’re gone in a handful of decades.
The Situation was too fucking pitiful, and that hinged on their decision to repress my mind to ensure a poor event.
If I had my mind this thing would have been great. The gods are motherfucking control freaks, evident with the Italian boot.
More importantly they are CHEATERS, exhibit degenerate charecteristics and display no integrity.
Most importantly they positioned this so as few disfavored would be receptive as possible. The fact they set these “have-not” families up for their fall supports it.
Because of the weight, because of the height, because of Damien Omen, because of isolation, because of anal penetration, because of repression, because of exploitation, because of minimization I will NEVER EVER invest in this trillion-year-old filth that runs the show.
When you know you are going to lose you stay out of the fucking casinos.
I hope your worst nightmare befalls you. I only wish I could do it to you.
Quit affecting my mind you fuckng joke of a combatant.
And this is how history will judge you based on
Written by: Anonymous at 2007/07/06 – 10:51:44
- China is a Nation filled with problems, and no solutions in the forseeable future. If you can’t tell all that from your time here, find your receipts because your time and money was wasted!
Written by: Anonymous at 2007/07/07 – 23:00:18
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This evening when i got back from work I took my battery out of my new electric bike and plugged it in to be charged as I normally do inside the bottom of my apartment which you need a Magnetic Pass to enter. I went upstairs and had dinner, this was pretty late maybe around 9:30 or so.
After an hour or so my Sammi’s cousin went downstairs to plug in her battery also. She came back upstairs and said that someone had put my battery back into my bike and that two weird looking peasant fucks were staring through the door window, who quickly left when they were spotted.
Sammi went downstairs to check because I was busy working then she phoned me and said that someone had opened my bike lock so I went downstairs to check it out.
I told her to phone security which came after a minute or two. We then proceeded to explain what had happened and my Sammi’s cousin described the two men as being young and from the countryside and one wearing a black sports jumpsuit and the other wearing a white sports jumpsuit typical Chinese wanna be thugshit clothing. About 30 seconds later who should walk through the central area just in front of our apartment but two men from the countryside one wearing a white jumpsuit and the other a black looking toward our door then quickly shuffling away. Sammi’s cousin immediately pointed them out to the security guard as the one she saw at the window. Who after some delay radioed some other guards and told them to look for a man in white and one in black.
We told the security guard why not go detain them yourself now, you are closest to them so off he went after them leisurely not in any real hurry. We then phoned the Police which was pointless because they told us they wouldn’t come because it was late and that the security guards should deal with it, further solidifying my opinion of the uselessness of Police in China
After a while we phoned security again to see what was happening, eventually the guards came back to the bottom entrance of our apartment building they told us they were unable to find the two men. I don’t know how the guard was unable to catch up with the two men who were just 20m in front of him when he left to go catch them. I could understand if finding the guy wearing black was difficult to find at nighttime but not the guy wearing white he stuck out way too much.
Sammi’s belief is that the security guard was afraid of catching the men and having trouble. You think they would have received some training before being allowed to be a security guard at a complex geared towards Expats.
So now my bike is broken, my lock is broken, the ignition on my bike has been wrenched open to allow them to drive it without a key which means i can’t even use it to go somewhere to fix my bike. So now my bike is completely immobile and i need it for work tomorrow.
I hold the guards to blame for this because i believe most of them are incompetent and don’t watch carefully enough and don’t patrol enough. I moved into this complex from a cheaper apartment complex in SIP. Since i am paying more money I would have expected better quality service from the guards. The last place i lived at the guards were very attentive and checked almost everyone going in and out and we never had any issues.
I’m trying to find out the correct channel to make a proper complaint and I plan to hold this complex financially responsible for all damages. Tomorrow I plan to have someone come fix my bike and buy a new lock I will give the bill for all this to the people in charge of the management.
I don’t know why we are paying a fee to the guards every month is they are not doing anything to deserve it. we need more than just someone to open the gate at night we need some guards that can make us feel safe here. Today it’s bike thieves maybe later it will be break-in’s and assault.
If i ever catch anyone trying to steal my electric bike again i will kick the fucking shit out of them. Then once I’m finished that I will attempt to shove my electric bike completely up their ass. I’m pretty sure my bike won’t fit up there and i’m positive the effort would rip their body apart but that wouldn’t matter because after that I will sell their torn flesh to the Yangrouchuan guys to use instead of cat on the barbeque . Then the money I get for their fucking meat I will use to fix my bike again
Fuckers I’m coming for you
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Today is the worst day of my life; I guess I’m attractive to gays. Today me and Sammi were on Shi Quan Jie Sammi went off to buy a milk tea for me and herself. Suddenly out of nowhere this young Asian man appeared and stopped next to me and Said “hi” to me in the type of stereotypical voice normal reserved for gay men in comedy movies. I however ignored that and proceeded to say hi back to him because I’m a friendly person I thought maybe he just has funny pronunciation. However, the next few questions quickly changed my mind. it was when he asked me where I was from he said “so cutie where are you from” I knew for sure that he was flaming gay and since Sammi was still getting the milk tea I couldn’t run away so I replied I’m from Canada to which he responded “Oh I like Canada, because it rhymes with banana. I like bananas very much? After which he sang Canada banana banana Canada. I was seriously creeped out, and this guy kept getting closer and closer to me. Then to make things even more weird and creepy he said “Your handsome I like you, I like big foreigners very much”. At the same time as he said this he did a pelvic thrust in my direction. That was the last straw I was panicking so I looked over at Sammi telepathically telling her to hurry the fuck up or I was bolting. When the Flamer saw me staring at Sammi, he said in a disapproving tone “who’s that girl, Is she your friend or tour guide?” I was finally able to save myself by informing him that Sammi was in fact my wife. To which he responded “ Ahhhh Shucks your already taken?? I responded “yeah”.
Finally Sammi came over and saved me from the conversation so the guy said “ ok I hope to see you again privately sometime” and quickly walked away swiveling his hips. As we got back onto the bike to go back home Sammi said “I think he wanted to fuck you” “NO SHIT” was the only correct response.
Normally I have no problem with gays I completely believe that they should be entitled to the same privileges as straight people with no persecution or harassment , a few of my friends in Canada where openly gay but this guy was too much, He would have been rejected from the gay pride parade because he was too flaming
I will be avoiding Shi Quan Jie for the next 6 months and if I’m forced to go there I will carry a sign that says “PROSTITUES AND DESPERATE SINGLES FUCK OFF I’M MARRIED”
Excuse me I will go have nightmares now
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Can Chinese men get it up?
That’s the question of the day. I came to wondering this by taking a walk along one the streets in Suzhou and as I passed a pharmacy I saw a massive advertisement for Viagra. Advertising for Viagra is extremely common at pharmacies in Suzhou however this one was a little different on a neon cardboard sign attached to the upper edge of the Viagra Advertisement was Bold letters that proclaimed “A Great Gift For Your Friends” I don’t know about in your home country but in Canada there is no way anyone would even tell their friends they needed Viagra. I can’t even imagine this conversation
Mike: Hey Dave your wife told me your having some issues with getting the little guy up
Dave: Yeah It doesn’t matter how much I turkey choke him he just won’t firm up he flops over in seconds
Mike: Really that’s awful
Dave: Tell me about it
Mike: By the way Happy Birthday here a little something for you
Dave: WOW! Thanks Mike this Viagra is just what I needed
Mike: No problem
Dave: I don’t know how I can repay you, you’ve saved my marriage
Mike: Don’t worry about it. My birthday is coming up next week just get me a case of those little blue magic pills also.
Does that conversation sound realistic? I should think not. I think if you question most foreign men about their impotence they would probably beat you half to death
However my curiosity was forcing me to investigate so I went inside the pharmacy and asked the 2 woman working there if the Viagra was a popular item to buy and they told me it was extremely popular I asked them if they got a lot of grandpa’s popping in to stock up on the stuff. When I said this they burst out laughing I was intrigued why this would make them laugh because back home Viagra was grandpa’s wish come true and grandma’s nightmares come to life
So I had to ask who was the main consumer which they quickly pointed out was men in their 20’s or 30’s which struck me as surprise because I figured men in their 20’s and 30’s would have the least trouble getting it up. They said that they rarely have old men come in and buy it however occasionally some woman who look “kept” come in and pick some up which they are presumably bringing home to their sugar daddy
It was these facts that brought me to the questions of “Can Chinese men get it up” which I hope any Chinese men reading this will be able to comment or any Chinese woman who might experienced this at the receiving end can add in their 2 cents
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Well after several long months waiting i finally had a meeting with my schools boss to re-negotiate my contact and sort out all the bullshit. and i’m fairly pleased with the result being my workday is now much shorter i go to work at 8:30 which isn’t bad and then i get off for lunch around 11:40 i’m due back at school at 2:10 for my next class then i finish work at 3:30. i’m happy with the 2 1/2 hours free at lunchtime i might try get a part-time job for 2 hours then. i figure 2 hours everyday for 150yuan per hour could get me an extra 6-7000yuan every month. and to add to that with my re-negotiated contract i get an extra 700 a month for putting up with all the bullshit that they had put me through the last 5 months
needless to say both me and sammi where happy last night so i gotta celebrate with an indulgence trip to the import food shops and bought some real food
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I'll do this later because I'm really lazy and I'm sure its of no real interest to you anyway.
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