China Idol

I don’t know about the rest of you but i have been following the Chinese version of American Idol called “Sprite My Show 2006″ the last few months and to tell you the truth i quite enjoy it. I enjoy making fun of the singers i hate and cheering on the people i like. some people i hate very much and i’m sure the only reason they are still in the TV show is that the thousands of lonely countryside girls have fallen in love with them and vote for them every chance they get. when i’m watching the show i can see that the audience is 95% female all cheering on the boy they love. i’m sure if there was more boys watching the show and voting i’m believe the show contestants would be voted more for how they actually sing and perform than how they look.

there were 2 singers i liked very much, the first one is both mine and my wife Sammi’s favorite his name “Lou Kai Yuan” he is a true HipHop and B-boy and probably 1 of 5 Chinese men that can actually dance hiphop in china. i was very upset when he lost today so i dropped a few TMD bombs that got me some odd looks from Sammi. even though he lost i’m sure he will succeed later because he has talent and he can rap in english and chinese so once he learns to focus his energy he will dropkick all though fucking annoying countryside style singers off the charts.

me and sammi other favorite is “Ding Shuang” a Chinese girl with a black gospel singers voice inside of her. she has one of the best voices i have ever heard in china and she is skilled in both chinese songs and english. surprisingly she is actually better at english songs than chinese. her voice has a great range she can sing the lows and the incredibly highs. look out Mariah Carey and Celine Dion this girls gonna knock you the fuck out. and she is gonna destroy Coco Lee in China shes gonna high pitch that silicone right off your ass and tits. here comes Chinese next biggest english singing star i hope. i was so happy that she made it through to the next round today.

and all of you that know any of these crazy countryside bitches that keep voting for the Fugly hairstyle guy and the short scrawny guy with no fashion sense ( i don’t know their chinese names) please smack some fucking sense into them. because we don’t want the winner to be one of these unskilled assholes, do you want them to be representing chinas music scene?

music lovers unite lets help out Ding Shuang

P.S. Shi Yang is totally crazy but he was nice to everyone and i will never forget him dressed as a Bumblebee

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CRIKEY

Crikey, this has been a pretty bad week.

Monday evening i was completely shocked to hear that the “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin had been killed by a stingray while filming his TV show off Australia’s north coast. I don’t know about you but i never thought the Croc hunter would die, to me he has always been the invincible conservationist. i thought if he ever was to die it would have been from a huge shark that he was trying to hug or mate with or a group of crocodiles in some murky water. to me the chances of the great Steve Irwin dying from anything thing less were as likely as Pornstar Jenna Jameson dying from an aggressive sperm.

even though the Crocodile Hunter is dead i hope we never forget what we have learned from his many TV shows and documentaries. we should remember to respect animals expecially the dangerous ones and do our best to help protect them. I think he has even helped China in some ways Chinese people love watching his show and i think by watching the show they are now more protective about the animals in china and are less likely to eat them.

i wish his wife and family strength through this difficult time

So long mate, i’m sure the animals are gonna miss you

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Suzhou vs The Middle Ages Round 1

I made a very interesting comparison on my way to work today, i have realized how much modern Suzhou is similar to the Europe in the Middle ages

point 1)

Europe: during the wars life was very chaotic, people were panicking and trying to get to a safe place they thought nothing about the other people on the road. they would kill anyone who got in their way

Suzhou: we call this going to work, people are so focused on getting to work on time they don’t even pay attention to anyone or anything including the buses driving Mach 1 down the wrong side of the road in the bike lane to avoid the traffic on the correct side of the road

point 2)

Europe: During the BLack Plague every morning someone would walk long the street with a cart chanting” bring out your dead, bring out your dead”

Suzhou: At 5am in the morning a man with a cart will walk along your street with a megaphone shouting ” bring out your useless shit, bring out your useless shit” in chinese at such a volume that its impossible to sleep

Point 3

Europe: Jousting people riding horses and holding lances will charge full speed into each other to the delight of the crowds watching

Suzhou: People riding electric bikes and holding a cellphone against their ear will crash full speed into each other because neither is paying attention to where they are going.

Point 4

Europe: the King and Nobles can walk anywhere and expect others to stop for them and they will

Suzhou: the average citizen will step infront of a person, car, bike, bus or even a train and fully expect it to stop for them so they may cross the road. needless to say this doesn’t often work and we quite often end up with a messy situation.

please join me next time where i will continue with Suzhou vs The Middle Ages part 2 ( beggars, pickpockets, bandits, whores, law)

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